when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
seeing hot people on your dash
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
LOOK AT THE CAT
i am not giving you a single word of advice because you used the word friendzone in a serious manner
u mail him a box of bees
Bees might be a little hard (and perhaps unethical due to colony collapse disorder), but I highly recommend unleashing a box of 1,550 ladybugs in his house.